any occasion / just because cards

Because who the hell needs a reason to make someone's day?

Welcome to the snarkiest shelf of any occasion cards and just because cards on the internet. These quirky, funny, pee-your-pants kind of cards will make them smile, LOL, and put you at the top of their friend list — no holiday, anniversary, or excuse required. Use one as a birthday card, or just because the only reason you need is that it's funny as hell.

Cards with humorous quotes and funny quotes about life are the best ones to give for any and all occasions: thank yous, pick-me-ups, apologies, bragging about yourself, or reminding your best friend they're not the worst. You'll be hard pressed to find unique greetings like these all in one place anywhere else.

Stock up on these funny cards for no reason at all... because you never know when you'll need a quirky card. And hey, when the big days roll around, we've got funny christmas cards and halloween and thanksgiving cards covered too.

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not my fucking problem / greeting card
not my fucking problem / greeting card
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ever get pre annoyed? greeting card
ever get pre-annoyed / greeting card
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last night i turned wine into vomit / greeting card
last night i turned wine into vomit / greeting card
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i googled my symptoms.  turns out...i'm a bitch / greeting card
i googled my symptoms.  turns out...i'm a bitch / greeting card
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Alzheimer's test naughty adult birthday card
alzheimer's test / greeting card
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some people confuse passion with crazy / greeting card
some people confuse passion with crazy / greeting card
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WTF moments / greeting card
WTF moments / greeting card
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I will pose as a couple's therapist / greeting card
I will pose as a couple's therapist / greeting card
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my ex once said he couldn’t live without me / greeting card
my ex once said he couldn’t live without me / greeting card
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you're fucking fabulous greeting card / Valentine's Day card
you're fucking fabulous / greeting card / Valentine's Day card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
find a man who strokes your hair funny greeting card
find a man who strokes your hair / greeting card
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holy water sizzles funny greeting card just because
holy water sizzles / greeting card
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are we having drinks unique greeting card
are we having drinks or are we having dranks? / greeting card
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70% of people are stupid funny greeting card
70% of people are stupid /  greeting card
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te amo te quila / greeting card
te amo te quila / greeting card
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I can't wait to take a shit in you're new toilet congrats on new home greeting card
i can't wait to take a shit in your new toilet /  greeting card
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