any occasion / just because cards

Because who the hell needs a reason to make someone's day?

Welcome to the snarkiest shelf of any occasion cards and just because cards on the internet. These quirky, funny, pee-your-pants kind of cards will make them smile, LOL, and put you at the top of their friend list — no holiday, anniversary, or excuse required. Use one as a birthday card, or just because the only reason you need is that it's funny as hell.

Cards with humorous quotes and funny quotes about life are the best ones to give for any and all occasions: thank yous, pick-me-ups, apologies, bragging about yourself, or reminding your best friend they're not the worst. You'll be hard pressed to find unique greetings like these all in one place anywhere else.

Stock up on these funny cards for no reason at all... because you never know when you'll need a quirky card. And hey, when the big days roll around, we've got funny christmas cards and halloween and thanksgiving cards covered too.