Refund policy

ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print:

Hey my peoples - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar.

✔ Lost cards: this can happen - Although USPS doesn't consider an item lost until 30 days, if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me. I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn't.

✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since my cards are not insured USPS doesn't care about us. In these rare cases, I will refund you HALF of the purchase price.