70% of people are stupid / greeting card
Don't be salty about this one. It's funny and is the perfect card to give for no good reason but to make them laugh.
OUTSIDE:
"70% of people are stupid. you’re obviously with the other 40%"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
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DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.
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ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print:
GUYS - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar.
✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me. I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn't.
✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I can't just resend it to you at my expense. Sorry, but I gotta make a little money on my cards. I will resend it to you after you have paid me for the postage to resend and the cost of a new envelope to put it in.
✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since my cards are not insured USPS doesn't care about us. In these rare cases, I will refund you HALF of the purchase price.