halloween cards / thanksgiving cards

halloween greetings and thanksgiving wishes are a thing - and if it's funny, unique, rude or quirky it makes it even better of a thing.  this collection of funny and unique halloween and thanksgiving cards will get everyone talking...

shop the best holiday cards right here and get those halloween cards sent now with FREE shipping. break the ice at thanksgiving dinner by handing out a humorous thanksgiving card.  if you are looking for funny greeting cards online, you have arrived.

and while you're at it, pick up some funny Christmas cards!

39 products

A white halloween greeting card with a black-and-white polka-dotted ghost illustration and the text 'polka haunt us,'
polka haunt us / halloween card
$4.85
polka haunt us / halloween card
halloween tip / halloween card
halloween tip / halloween card
$4.85
halloween tip / halloween card
if you're reading this you are unaware halloween card
if you're reading this you're unaware / halloween card
$4.85
if you're reading this you're unaware / halloween card
happy halloween card with vintage style graphic of a crow and pumpkin
happy halloween crow / halloween card
$4.85
happy halloween crow / halloween card
funny halloween card that says: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween. it’s terrible for the environment. locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly
stop buying plastic skeletons / halloween card
$4.85
stop buying plastic skeletons / halloween card
cute halloween card with smiling ghosts that says: sending spooky love this halloween
sending spooky love this halloween / halloween card
$4.85
sending spooky love this halloween / halloween card
shot my first turkey today / thanksgiving card
shot my first turkey today / thanksgiving card
$4.85
shot my first turkey today / thanksgiving card
A Halloween greeting card with a black-and-white witch illustration and the text 'many people prefer eye of newt, but most need this instead' and 'happy halloween' in orange. Features a retro woman in a witch hat holding a bottle that sayscommon sense potion.
common sense potion / halloween card
$4.85
common sense potion / halloween card
halloween greeting card with a black illustration of a creepy old witch wearing a pointed hat. The card reads, 'feeling cute, might cast a spell on you later.
feeling cute might cast a spell on you later / halloween card
$4.85
feeling cute might cast a spell on you later / halloween card
leftovers are for quitters thanksgiving card
leftovers are for quitters / thanksgiving card
$4.85
leftovers are for quitters / thanksgiving card
Thanksgiving card with a pie illustration eating whipped cream and 'nom nom nom happy thanksgiving text
nom nom nom happy thanksgiving / thanksgiving card
$4.85
nom nom nom happy thanksgiving / thanksgiving card
people who save room for pie / thanksgiving card
people who save room for pie / thanksgiving card
$4.85
people who save room for pie / thanksgiving card
Halloween Greeting card with skeleton illustration and 'twerk or treat' text
twerk or treat / halloween card
$4.85
twerk or treat / halloween card
tricks are for kids. and hookers / halloween card
tricks are for kids. and hookers / halloween card
$4.85
tricks are for kids. and hookers / halloween card
vintage black cat graphic halloween card that says: When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on
when black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam / halloween card
$4.85
when black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam / halloween card
happy halloween skankentstein funny halloween card
happy halloween skankenstein / halloween card
$4.85
happy halloween skankenstein / halloween card
trick or treat at liquor store / halloween card
trick or treat at liquor store / halloween card
$4.85
trick or treat at liquor store / halloween card
i'm glad i went with the vibrating model / halloween card
i'm glad i went with the vibrating model / halloween card
$4.85
i'm glad i went with the vibrating model / halloween card
a card with a Weiner dog wearing a witches hat and holding a trick bag saying happy halloweenie
happy halloweenie / funny halloween card
$4.85
happy halloweenie / funny halloween card
i'm just here for the boos / halloween card
i'm just here for the boos / halloween card
$4.85
i'm just here for the boos / halloween card