any occasion / just because cards

Because who the hell needs a reason to make someone's day?

Welcome to the snarkiest shelf of any occasion cards and just because cards on the internet. These quirky, funny, pee-your-pants kind of cards will make them smile, LOL, and put you at the top of their friend list — no holiday, anniversary, or excuse required. Use one as a birthday card, or just because the only reason you need is that it's funny as hell.

Cards with humorous quotes and funny quotes about life are the best ones to give for any and all occasions: thank yous, pick-me-ups, apologies, bragging about yourself, or reminding your best friend they're not the worst. You'll be hard pressed to find unique greetings like these all in one place anywhere else.

Stock up on these funny cards for no reason at all... because you never know when you'll need a quirky card. And hey, when the big days roll around, we've got funny christmas cards and halloween and thanksgiving cards covered too.

152 products

i heard what you did for a klondike bar / greeting card
i heard what you did for a klondike bar / greeting card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
what did one butt cheek say to the other / greeting card
what did one butt cheek say to the other / greeting card
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you ever see your child do something /  greeting card
you ever see your child do something /  greeting card
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I don't care where we eat funny greeting card with quote
i don't care where we eat /  greeting card
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that's a horrible idea. what time? / greeting card
that's a horrible idea. what time? / greeting card
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life without music would be flat /  greeting card
life without music would be flat /  greeting card
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nice wiener /  greeting card
nice wiener /  greeting card
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a card with a drawing of a woman on it
dating is grocery shopping / greeting card
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I have sexdaily dyslexia / greeting card
I have sexdaily dyslexia / greeting card
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water into wine / greeting card
water into wine / greeting card
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how much douche funny greeting card
how much douche would a douchebag douche?  /  greeting card
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are you drunk greeting card
are you drunk? /  greeting card
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never make eye contact while eating a banana / greeting card
never make eye contact while eating a banana / greeting card
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good luck finding neighbors better than us greeting card
good luck finding neighbors better than us / greeting card
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this is a card / greeting card
this is a card / greeting card
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you can't say happiness without penis / greeting card
you can't say happiness without penis / greeting card
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i got a dig bick /  greeting card
i got a dig bick /  greeting card
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hump day is misleading funny adult greeting card
hump day is misleading /  greeting card
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