christmas cards / new year's cards

Funny Christmas cards for people who think “merry and bright” needs an asterisk. Shop sarcastic, snarky holiday greetings for friends, family, coworkers, and your favorite accomplice.

Need one more laugh after the holidays? Browse New Year’s cards for fashionably late greetings. Every card ships free.

116 products

pretty farmhouse rustic christmas card that says "merry christmas" with watercolor stocking garland
merry christmas farmhouse stocking garland / christmas card
$4.85
merry christmas farmhouse stocking garland / christmas card
cute horse christmas card that says "mare-y christmas"
mare-y christmas / christmas card
$4.85
mare-y christmas / christmas card
Christmas card with vintage graphic of Santa Claus driving a red car and the text 'sleighing it'
sleighing it / christmas card
$4.85
sleighing it / christmas card
Christmas card with three birds wearing Santa hats and 'Seas & greetings' text
seas & greetings / christmas card
$4.85
seas & greetings / christmas card
vintage style Christmas card with a boot design and 'merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight text
merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight / christmas card
$4.85
merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight / christmas card
a funny christmas greeting card with a retro-style illustration of a Black woman wearing a red bow and green-and-red bow headpiece, with the text 'festive as fuck' printed below.
festive as fuck (african american) / christmas card
$4.85
festive as fuck (african american) / christmas card
funny black santa christmas card that says "you ain't gettin' shit"
black santa you ain't gettin' shit / christmas card
$4.85
black santa you ain't gettin' shit / christmas card
A white greeting card with a humorous illustration of John Lennon wearing a Santa hat and yellow glasses, with the text 'imagine there's no present'.
imagine there's no present / christmas card
$4.85
imagine there's no present / christmas card
funny black santa christmas card that says "i do it for the hos"
black santa i do it for the hos / christmas card
$4.85
black santa i do it for the hos / christmas card
A funny christmas greeting card with a vintage-style illustration of a woman and three dogs wrapped in holiday clothing, The card reads, 'all i want for christmas is more dogs' in black and red text.
all i want for christmas is more dogs / christmas card
$4.85
all i want for christmas is more dogs / christmas card
funny christmas card with retro couple sporting crabby scrooge looks and says festive? hardly
festive? hardly / christmas card
$4.85
festive? hardly / christmas card
A funny christmas greeting card with a vintage-style illustration of a woman and three children decorating a Christmas tree, The card reads, 'i love giving homemade gifts. which one of my children do you want'
i love giving homemade gifts / christmas card
$4.85
i love giving homemade gifts / christmas card
funny christmas card with a frazzled retro woman that says: have yourself a merry little meltdown.
have yourself a merry little meltdown / christmas card
$4.85
have yourself a merry little meltdown / christmas card
A funny christmas greeting card with a retro-style pin-up illustration of a woman wrapped in colorful Christmas lights, that says "i think i'll just jingle some of the way. i'm tired.
i think i'll just jingle some of the way / christmas card
$4.85
i think i'll just jingle some of the way / christmas card
A funny christmas greeting card with a watercolor illustration of a red martini glass and the phrase 'Tis the season for Mistletoe and Alco-holly'
tis the season for mistletoe and alco-holly / christmas card
$4.85
tis the season for mistletoe and alco-holly / christmas card