christmas cards / new year's cards

Funny Christmas cards for people who think “merry and bright” needs an asterisk. Shop sarcastic, snarky holiday greetings for friends, family, coworkers, and your favorite accomplice.

Need one more laugh after the holidays? Browse New Year’s cards for fashionably late greetings. Every card ships free.

116 products

rudolph in a blizzard funny christmas card greetings
rudolph in a blizzard / christmas card
$4.85
rudolph in a blizzard / christmas card
funny christmas Card with a graphic of a woman wearing colorful bows on her head and text 'festive as fuck'
festive as fuck / christmas card
$4.85
festive as fuck / christmas card
funny christmas card with retro housewife graphic that says: don’t mind me, ill just be over here making things all magical and shit
over here making things all magical / christmas card
$4.85
over here making things all magical / christmas card
funny christmas card with retro lady graphic that says: she was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown
she was one plum pudding away / christmas card
$4.85
she was one plum pudding away / christmas card
Christmas card with a vintage-style illustration of a woman wearing a Santa hat and holding a mug, with text 'i'll be home for Christmas and in therapy by new years
i'll be home for christmas / christmas card
$4.85
i'll be home for christmas / christmas card
Card with vintage-style illustration of a woman eating candy canes, text 'being good for goodness sake was not enough motivation',
being good for goodness sake / christmas card
$4.85
being good for goodness sake / christmas card
Christmas Greeting card with vintage-style illustration of a woman eating and the text 'so are we eating our feelings or drinking them this holiday season?'
so are we eating our feelings or drinking them / christmas card
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so are we eating our feelings or drinking them / christmas card
may your holiday breakdown be filled with joy funny christmas card
may your holiday breakdown be filled with joy / christmas card
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may your holiday breakdown be filled with joy / christmas card
funny christmas card with vintage woman graphic wearing a santa hat that reads: last Christmas i gave you a card, the very next day you threw it away. this year...
last christmas i gave you a card / christmas card
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last christmas i gave you a card / christmas card
santa knows you've been a bitch christmas card
santa knows you've been a bitch / christmas card
$4.85
santa knows you've been a bitch / christmas card
funny yoga santa christmas card that says: namasleigh
namasleigh yoga santa / christmas card
$4.85
namasleigh yoga santa / christmas card
funny christmas Card with reindeer wearing a Santa hat and headphones, text 'rebel without a claus',
rebel without a claus / christmas card
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rebel without a claus / christmas card
funny hunting christmas card that says: here's your christmas pheasant
here's your christmas pheasant / christmas card
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here's your christmas pheasant / christmas card
naughty christmas card with a tattooed santa that says: heard you've been naughty
heard you've been naughty / christmas card
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heard you've been naughty / christmas card
funny december birthday card that says: just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday and christmas
just to be clear these gifts / christmas card / birthday card
$4.85
just to be clear these gifts / christmas card / birthday card
making spirits bright christmas card
making spirits bright / christmas card
$4.85
making spirits bright / christmas card
funny christmas card with santa claus holding a sign that says "ho ho holy shit what a year"
ho ho holy shit what a year / christmas card
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ho ho holy shit what a year / christmas card
3 wise men be serious sarcastic funny christmas card
3 wise men? be serious / christmas card
$4.85
3 wise men? be serious / christmas card
santa should totally publish the naughty list funny christmas card
santa should publish the naughy list / christmas card
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santa should publish the naughy list / christmas card
coworkers are like christmas lights funny christmas card
coworkers are like christmas lights / christmas card
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coworkers are like christmas lights / christmas card
be filled with wonder be touched by peace pretty watercolor cabin deer scene Christmas card
be filled with wonder be touched by peace / christmas card
$4.85
be filled with wonder be touched by peace / christmas card