christmas cards / new year's cards

Funny Christmas cards for people who think “merry and bright” needs an asterisk. Shop sarcastic, snarky holiday greetings for friends, family, coworkers, and your favorite accomplice.

Need one more laugh after the holidays? Browse New Year’s cards for fashionably late greetings. Every card ships free.

116 products

do not drink and wrap presents humorous christmas card
do not drink and wrap christmas presents / christmas card
$4.85
do not drink and wrap christmas presents / christmas card
elegant watercolor christmas card with a red cardinal on a glowing lantern that says: merry everything and a happy always
merry everything and a happy always / christmas card
$4.85
merry everything and a happy always / christmas card
Card with a Christmas-themed illustration of a retro man holding a glass of whiskey that says: yet again he was filled with the holiday spirit.
yet again he was filled with the holiday spirit / christmas card
$4.85
yet again he was filled with the holiday spirit / christmas card
ho ho ho i saw this card and thought of you funny christmas card
ho ho ho i saw this and i thought of you / christmas card
$4.85
ho ho ho i saw this and i thought of you / christmas card
he sees you when you're drinking funny santa christmas card
he sees you when you're drinking / christmas card
$4.85
he sees you when you're drinking / christmas card
funny christmas card for home alone fans that says: merry christmas ya filthy animal
merry christmas ya filthy animal /christmas card
$4.85
merry christmas ya filthy animal /christmas card
generic christmas card funny
generic christmas card / christmas card
$4.85
generic christmas card / christmas card
funny happy new year's card
i can't believe it's been a year / new year's card
$4.85
i can't believe it's been a year / new year's card
funny merry christmas card naughty
merry christmas snowman / christmas card
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merry christmas snowman / christmas card
funny christmas card that says: the stages of christmas shopping. 1. plenty of time 2. oh shit
the stages of christmas shopping / christmas card
$4.85
the stages of christmas shopping / christmas card
funny christmas card with a grumpy cat that says: christmas. because i don't really care if it's merry
christmas because i don't care if it's merry / christmas card
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christmas because i don't care if it's merry / christmas card
fleece navidad sheep christmas card
fleece navidad / christmas card
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fleece navidad / christmas card
pretty minimalist christmas card that says "happy holidays and a peaceful new year"
happy holidays and a peaceful new year / christmas card
$4.85
happy holidays and a peaceful new year / christmas card
quirky funny christmas card that says: merry christmas to my favorite ho
merry christmas to my favorite ho / christmas card
$4.85
merry christmas to my favorite ho / christmas card
merry kiss my ass /christmas card
merry kiss my ass /christmas card
$4.85
merry kiss my ass /christmas card
fa la la la llama christmas card
fa la la la llama /christmas card
$4.85
fa la la la llama /christmas card
funny elf christmas card that says: the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
the best way to spread christmas cheer / christmas card
$4.85
the best way to spread christmas cheer / christmas card
have yourself a furry little christmas card
have yourself a furry little christmas / christmas card
$4.85
have yourself a furry little christmas / christmas card
playful moose christmas card that says: merry christmoose
merry christmoose/ christmas card
$4.85
merry christmoose/ christmas card