i ain't cooking shit / thanksgiving card

But I'll eat it.  Your mom would love to get this Thanksgiving card - at least it's honest.

OUTSIDE:

"happy thanksgiving. i ain't cooking shit"

INSIDE:

blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

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INCLUDES

✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.

✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope

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DISCOUNTS

• 3 cards for $13
• 6 cards for $26
• 9 cards for $39
• 15 cards for $65

above discounts are automatically applied at checkout

• are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
• must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout

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SHIPPING

• all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
• orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
• orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
• want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.