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you better not pout / christmas card
You better not pout with this hilariously snarky Christmas card! Perfect for adults with a sense of humor, this rude and funny holiday card features a classic song with a little added snark at the end. Add a laugh to your friend or family's holiday season.
OUTSIDE:
"you better watch out
you better not cry
you better not pout
i’m telling you why
because santa hates whiny little bitches"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.