why is poop named poop / greeting card / birthday card
You keep saying it don't you?? Perfect for a just-because laugh or birthday surprise, this hilarious greeting card delivers an outrageous joke that'll have anyone cracking up. Give it to a friend as a get well card or a family member going through a hard time to cheer them up. This hilarious quote will keep them laughing every time they look at this keepsake.
Great for:
*a unique birthday gift for husband, wife, family or your best friend.
*a get well card that is sure to make them laugh
*just because "thinking of you" card
OUTSIDE:
"why is poop named poop? because when you say it your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when you poop"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
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DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.