salty old bastard / birthday card
If your favorite grumpy old legend has been "seasoning" for years, this novelty birthday card is the perfect way to remind them they've officially become a salty old bastard—and everyone loves them for it.
Perfect for dads, husbands, brothers, grandpas, best friends, coworkers, or anyone who's earned every wrinkle and every ounce of attitude. Whether they're turning 40, 50, 60, 70, or beyond, this hilarious birthday card celebrates getting older with plenty of salt and zero apologies.
Perfect For:
- Funny birthday gift
- Sarcastic birthday card
- Gag birthday card
- Husband birthday card
- Dad birthday card
- Brother birthday card
- Grandpa birthday card
- Best friend birthday
- Coworker birthday
- Anyone who appreciates inappropriate humor
OUTSIDE:
"congratulations. after years of seasoning, you’re officially a salty old bastard. happy birthday"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $9
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.