pretend 5 pounds of candy is for trick or treaters / halloween card
It’s that time of year when we all get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy we’re buying is for the trick-or-treaters. 🎃🍫
This hilarious Halloween greeting card features a sassy, retro-inspired woman and the perfect excuse for anyone who mysteriously ends up with a lot less candy by Halloween night.
Perfect for:
- Funny Halloween cards
- Sarcastic Halloween cards
- Snarky Halloween greetings
- Retro Halloween lovers
- Vintage-inspired Halloween gifts
- Funny cards for friends
- Halloween party hosts
- Coworkers with a sense of humor
- Best friends who appreciate a little sass
- Anyone who loves spooky season and sarcasm
OUTSIDE:
"it’s that time of year when i get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy i’m buying is for trick-or-treaters"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
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DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.