premature treejaculation / christmas card

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$4.75
 

Get a head start on spreading holiday cheer with our Premature Treejaculation Christmas card! Perfect for those who can't wait to celebrate and spread some humor. Let your loved ones know you're ready for the holidays with this humorous card. Don't miss out on the early Christmas laughs!


OUTSIDE:

"premature treejaculation.

the act of erecting one’s festive décor in any month prior to december"


INSIDE:

blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.


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INCLUDES

✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.

✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope


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  • 3 cards for $13
  • 6 cards for $26
  • 9 cards for $39
  • 15 cards for $65

above discounts are automatically applied at checkout

  • are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
  • must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout


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SHIPPING

  • all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
  • orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
  • orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
  • want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.

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