i'm glad we met later in life / greeting card

Rating: 5.0 out of 5 (1)

Make your best gal or guy laugh out loud with this snarky and funny card.  Use as a birthday card or just because.


"i’m glad we met later in life. i don’t think my mother would have let me play with you."


blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.



✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.

✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope



  • 3 cards for $13
  • 6 cards for $26
  • 9 cards for $39
  • 15 cards for $65

above discounts are automatically applied at checkout

  • are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
  • must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout



  • all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
  • orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
  • orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
  • want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.


ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print:

GUYS - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar.

✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me. I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn't.

✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I can't just resend it to you at my expense. Sorry, but I gotta make a little money on my cards. I will resend it to you after you have paid me for the postage to resend and the cost of a new envelope to put it in.

✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since my cards are not insured USPS doesn't care about us. In these rare cases, I will refund you HALF of the purchase price.