if you don't cut it, it only counts as one piece / thanksgiving card
A little Thanksgiving humor for the pie lovers, second-helping enthusiasts, and anyone who believes dessert doesn't count if you never technically cut another slice.
This funny Thanksgiving card features a retro woman and a hilarious pie joke that is sure to get a laugh at Thanksgiving dinner. It's the perfect card for a friend, sister, mom, daughter, coworker, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcastic holiday humor.
Perfect for:
- Thanksgiving card exchanges
- Friends who love pie
- Funny hostess gifts
- Coworkers with a sense of humor
- Thanksgiving dinner laughs
- Anyone who believes in pie math
OUTSIDE:
"Happy Thanksgiving
fun fact: if you don't cut it, it only counts as one piece"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
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DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.