if anyone puts anything in the wrong place i will lose my shit / christmas card
For the person who takes Christmas decorating VERY seriously. This funny and sarcastic Christmas card features a vintage-inspired retro woman surrounded by a Christmas tree, paired with the perfect message for anyone who has a very specific vision for where every ornament, decoration, and holiday item belongs.
A hilarious Christmas card for the organized perfectionist, Christmas decorating enthusiast, control freak, or anyone who has ever had a tiny meltdown when someone moved the decorations.
Perfect for friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, wives, or anyone who appreciates a little holiday humor and Christmas chaos.
Perfect for:
- Funny Christmas card
- Sarcastic Christmas card
- Christmas decorating enthusiast
- Holiday perfectionist
- Funny friend Christmas card
- Retro Christmas lover
- Christmas humor
- Someone who takes decorating way too seriously
- Anyone who has strong opinions about where the ornaments go 😂
Because apparently Christmas decorating is serious business.
OUTSIDE:
"Merry Christmas
if anyone puts anything in the wrong place i will lose my shit"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.