have yourself a merry little meltdown / christmas card
Because sometimes Christmas cheer comes with a side of complete holiday chaos.
This funny Christmas card features a frazzled retro-inspired woman tangled in Christmas lights, surrounded by presents, cookies, decorations, and all the glorious mess of the holiday season. The perfect card for anyone who loves Christmas but occasionally feels like they're one tangled light strand away from a meltdown!
The bold message says:
“Have yourself a merry little meltdown”
Perfect for your funniest, most sarcastic, or slightly overwhelmed Christmas-loving friends and family.
Perfect for:
- Funny Christmas card exchanges
- Friends who love sarcastic humor
- Christmas-loving hot messes
- Coworkers and office Christmas cards
- Sisters, girlfriends, moms, daughters & best friends
- Anyone who finds holiday chaos hilarious
- White Elephant gifts or Secret Santa
- Anyone who needs a little Christmas humor
OUTSIDE:
"have yourself a merry little meltdown"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.