going to glaze the turkey with LSD this year / thanksgiving card
Thanksgiving dinner just got a little more… interesting.
This hilarious retro Thanksgiving card features a vintage-inspired couple with an outrageous sense of humor and a Thanksgiving message that definitely isn't for Grandma's traditional card collection.
Perfect for the friend, sibling, partner, coworker, or family member who appreciates edgy humor, dark humor, sarcastic jokes, and wildly inappropriate Thanksgiving cards.
Because sometimes the best Thanksgiving memories are the ones you probably shouldn't explain at dinner.
Perfect for:
• Adults with a twisted sense of humor
• Funny Thanksgiving exchanges
• Friendsgiving celebrations
• Your funniest friend
• Siblings who appreciate inappropriate humor
• Couples with a sarcastic sense of humor
• Coworkers who love edgy jokes
• Anyone tired of boring Thanksgiving cards
OUTSIDE:
"going to glaze the turkey with LSD this year. then we will see who has their shit together"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
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DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.