for your birthday i got you squat / birthday card
Give them the birthday gift they never knew they needed… squat. 😂
This hilarious birthday card features a vintage-inspired retro guy in a Speedo doing a squat with the perfectly ridiculous message: “For your birthday I got you squat.”
It’s a fun and unexpected choice for the guy (or gal) who appreciates dumb jokes, clever wordplay, retro humor, or a good laugh.
Perfect for your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, son, best friend, gym buddy, workout partner, or anyone who deserves a birthday card that’s a little bit cheeky and a lot funny.
Perfect for:
• Funny birthday gifts
• Husband or boyfriend birthdays
• Dad birthday cards
• Brother birthday cards
• Funny cards for gym lovers
• Fitness and workout humor
• Friends with a goofy sense of humor
OUTSIDE:
"for your birthday i got you squat"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $9
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.