festive? hardly / christmas card
Not everyone is feeling merry and bright. 🎄🙄
This funny and snarky Christmas card features a retro couple with serious Scrooge energy and the perfect holiday attitude: “Festive? Hardly.”
A hilarious Christmas card for the couple, friend, family member, coworker, or Christmas grinch who would rather skip the forced cheer and get straight to the end of the holiday season.
Perfect for anyone who:
- Has a serious case of resting Scrooge face
- Isn't exactly feeling festive
- Loves sarcastic Christmas humor
- Rolls their eyes at excessive holiday cheer
- Secretly wants Christmas to be over already
- Would choose sarcasm over Christmas spirit
The retro artwork and deadpan expression make this a fun, nostalgic Christmas greeting with plenty of attitude.
Great for: Christmas grumps, Scrooges, sarcastic friends, couples, coworkers, siblings, family members, and anyone who prefers their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
OUTSIDE:
"festive? hardly"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.