black santa you ain't gettin' shit / christmas card
Santa has spoken, and apparently, the budget is closed. 🎅🏿💸
This funny Christmas card features a Black Santa with the hilariously blunt message:
“You ain’t gettin’ shit.”
Perfect for the friend, family member, or partner who appreciates a little holiday attitude and doesn’t need another boring Christmas card. Whether you’re joking about tight budgets, questionable behavior, or simply embracing your inner Scrooge, this card delivers the laughs.
A great choice for anyone who loves funny Black Christmas cards, sarcastic holiday humor, and Christmas greetings with a little profanity.
Perfect for:
- Funny Christmas card exchanges
- Friends with a snarky sense of humor
- Black Santa and African American Christmas card lovers
- Secret Santa gifts
- White Elephant exchanges
- Family members who can take a joke
- Anyone who appreciates irreverent holiday humor
OUTSIDE:
"you ain't gettin' shit"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout
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SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.