70 is just a number, a really big one but whatever / 70th birthday card

Rating: 5.0 out of 5 (14)

Pfffftttt.  Respect your elders!  They will guffaw at this card - and if they use the word guffaw then this card is probably appropriate for them.

Birthdays just keep getting bigger and bigger. Celebrate your friend's 70th with this funny birthday card. Give them a good laugh with this snarky card with a funny quotes about getting old! It'll be a 70th to remember!


"70 is just a number

a really big one, but whatever"


blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.



✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.

✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS

  • 3 cards for $13
  • 6 cards for $26
  • 9 cards for $39
  • 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
  • are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
  • must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout



  • all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
  • orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
  • orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
  • want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.