birthday cards

Shop from our wonderful collection of unique and funny birthday cards here at the best online birthday card store, where shipping is always free!

Because happy birthday wishes shouldn't be boring and make them be snoring.  Send a birthday greeting that won't end up in the trash, and that may or may not include cash.

Whether you prefer sarcastic birthday wishes, adult humor birthday, or rude birthday cards, we got it all. Need a card for a friend or coworker? We got it.  Want to send a simple or humorous birthday wish? We got it. Need a special birthday greeting for you wife or husband? Check us out. A belated birthday card is perfect if you're late, because you procrastinate. 

We will stand out above the rest....Because Hallmark doesn't always say it best.

Also be sure to meander over to our any occasion cards as many can be used for that unusual birthday wish simply by what you write inside.

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50 my ass a card with a birthday cake with candles on it
50 my ass / 50th birthday card
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4 out of 5 birthday cards have money in them hello #5 funny birthday card
4 out of 5 birthday cards have money in them / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
being related to us in only gift you ever need birthday card
being related to us is the only gift you really need  / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
i'm not asleep i'm resting my eyes / birthday card
i'm not asleep i'm resting my eyes / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
i'm proud to call you my brother /  brother birthday card
i'm proud to call you my brother /  brother birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
a card with three glasses of wine on it funny birthday card
doctors say as you get older you need glasses / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
at your age you should never trust a fart funny birthday card
at your age you should never trust a fart / birthday card
Rating: 4.7 out of 5
hippo birdie 2 ewe birthday card
hippo birdie 2 ewe / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
it's weird being the same age as old people / birthday card
it's weird being the same age as old people / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
when you’re over 40 it’s no longer called masturbation / birthday card
when you’re over 40 it’s no longer called masturbation / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
i'm so glad your parents had sex / birthday card
i'm so glad your parents had sex / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
39 plus one funny birthday card
39 + 1 / 40th birthday card
Regular price $4.85
39 + 1 / 40th birthday card
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here's your birthday pheasant pun birthday card
here's your birthday pheasant / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
one minute you’re young and fun / birthday card
one minute you’re young and fun / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
tips on how to fall asleep in a living room chair / birthday card
tips on how to fall asleep in a living room chair / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
today is the anniversary of your birthday / birthday card
today is the anniversary of your birthday / birthday card
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is it just me or have you had a lot of birthdays? / birthday card
is it just me or have you had a lot of birthdays? / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
people who think you are old pie chart / birthday card
people who think you are old pie chart / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
holy shit you're old dinosaur birthday card
holy shit you're old / birthday card
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nobody thought you looked 40 / birthday card
nobody thought you looked 40 / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5