birthday cards

Shop from our wonderful collection of unique and funny birthday cards here at the best online birthday card store, where shipping is always free!

Because happy birthday wishes shouldn't be boring and make them be snoring.  Send a birthday greeting that won't end up in the trash, and that may or may not include cash.

Whether you prefer sarcastic birthday wishes, adult humor birthday, or rude birthday cards, we got it all. Need a card for a friend or coworker? We got it.  Want to send a simple or humorous birthday wish? We got it. Need a special birthday greeting for you wife or husband? Check us out. A belated birthday card is perfect if you're late, because you procrastinate. 

We will stand out above the rest....Because Hallmark doesn't always say it best.

Also be sure to meander over to our any occasion cards as many can be used for that unusual birthday wish simply by what you write inside.

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look at you being an adult and shit / 18th birthday card
look at you being an adult and shit / 18th birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
i don't often give a fuck sarcastic birthday card
i don't often give a fuck  / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
may your birthday cake be moist / birthday card
may your birthday cake be moist / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
did i get you a gift? NO  - funny birthday card
did i get you a gift? no / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
birthday advice stay safe eat cake birthday card
birthday advice stay safe eat cake / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
when is this old enough to know better supposed to kick in / birthday card
when is this old enough to know better supposed to kick in / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
this is not a birthday card / belated birthday card
this is not a birthday card / belated birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
officially a responsible adult / 18th birthday card
officially a responsible adult / 18th birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
what did one saggy boob say to the other / birthday card
what did one saggy boob say to the other / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
you're only as old as you remember you are / birthday card
you're only as old as you remember you are / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
simply putt I hope today is your best birthday by par / birthday card
simply putt I hope today is your best birthday by par / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
it's OK to lie about your age / birthday card
it's OK to lie about your age / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
here's you're card funny birthday card
here's your card / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
we are at the age where we’ve got it all together / birthday card
we are at the age where we’ve got it all together / birthday card
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40 my ass snarky birthday card
40, my ass / birthday card
Regular price $4.85
40, my ass / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
WTF (who's turning fifty?) / 50th birthday card
WTF (who's turning fifty?) / 50th birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
90 is the new 30 tripled funny 90th birthday card
90 is the new 30 tripled / 90th birthday card
Rating: 4.7 out of 5
this birthday card is late / belated birthday card
this birthday card is late / belated birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
for your birthday i wanted to tell you a slut joke funny adult birthday card
for your birthday I wanted to tell you a slut joke / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
hope your birthday is kick ass birthday card
hope your birthday is kick ass / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5
you don't look a day over sexy AF / birthday card
you don't look a day over sexy AF / birthday card
Rating: 5.0 out of 5