you’re not the oldest person on the planet but you sure better hope he doesn’t die / birthday card

Celebrate aging with this hilarious and rude birthday card that pokes fun at the inevitability of getting old. Perfect for anyone who fears they may become the oldest person on the planet! 

OUTSIDE:

"you’re not the oldest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die."

INSIDE:

blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

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INCLUDES

✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.

✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope

DISCOUNTS: ✔ 3 Cards for $13! ✔ 6 for $26 ✔ 9 for $39 or ✔ 15 for $65

Enter the following corresponding codes at checkout:

3FOR13 - 6FOR26 - 9FOR39 - 15FOR65