motherhood: powered by caffeine and low expectations / mother's day card / baby card
Think vintage housewife meets modern-day sass.
This funny Mother’s Day card features a bold retro woman with just the right amount of attitude—perfect for moms who appreciate humor that’s a little snarky, a little sassy, and very real. Whether she raised you with love, patience, or just strong opinions, this card says it all (without getting too sentimental about it). Perfect for a unique mothers day or new mom gift. Use it for a baby shower gift basket or first mothers day.
Perfect For:
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Moms with a sense of humor (or at least tolerance for yours)
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Sarcastic moms, cool moms, and brutally honest moms
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Unique gift for mom that will be a keeper
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Baby shower gift basket for a new mom gift
OUTSIDE:
"motherhood: powered by caffeine and low expectations"
INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.
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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope
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DISCOUNTS
- 3 cards for $13
- 6 cards for $26
- 9 cards for $39
- 15 cards for $65
above discounts are automatically applied at checkout
- are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
- must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout
SHIPPING
- all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
- orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
- orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
- want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.
✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.