i wouldn't want to put up with anyone else's shit / anniversary card

Celebrate another year of tolerating each other with this hilariously honest anniversary card. Perfect for couples who appreciate a little sass with their sentiments, this snarky greeting delivers laughs instead of the usual mushy stuff. Because let's face it—staying together is basically an act of heroic patience. Ideal for spouses with a twisted sense of humor who'd rather crack up than cringe.

OUTSIDE:

"i wouldn't want to put up with anyone else's shit"

INSIDE:

blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

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INCLUDES

✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.

✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope

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• 3 cards for $13
• 6 cards for $26
• 9 cards for $39
• 15 cards for $65

above discounts are automatically applied at checkout

• are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
• must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout

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SHIPPING

• all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
• orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp.
• orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
• want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.