What The Heck Do I Write In This Christmas Card?

Ho ho ho! It’s that time of year again when we deck the halls, sip on some eggnog (or something stronger, no judgment here), and scramble to find the perfect words to scribble in our Christmas cards. Fear not, my festive friends! I’m here to sprinkle some holiday cheer and help you craft messages that’ll make Santa himself chuckle. 🎅  To help you out, i've also linked some of the messages to a card that it would work perfect with. 

Funny Christmas Card Wishes

• Don we now our ugly sweaters. Merry Christmas!
• Don't feel bad, i'm on the naughty list also
• i fa-la-la-la love you
• This is the most Wine-derful time of the year
• Hope you gave Santa a show this year
• Sometimes nice. sometimes naughty. always loved.
• Hope your Holiday breakdown is short.  Merry Christmas!
• Money is scarce, times are hard.  Here's your f*cking Christmas card.
• Christmas calories don't count, right?
• Life is short.  Eat the Christmas cookies.
• It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.

 Sentimental and Sweet Christmas Messages

• You are the most wonderful part of the most wonderful time of the year.
• May all your Christmas wishes come true
•  All I want for Christmas is you
• Merry Christmas from our family to yours.
• May the magic of the Christmas embrace you this season.
• Thank you for putting the Merry in my Christmas.
• You're the partridge to my pear tree.
• Hoping your Holiday is full of love and laughter.
• May the spirit of Christmas bring you comfort, peace and happiness.
• Having you as a friend is the a true gift.

Simple Holiday Wishes 

• Sending you Christmas cheer!
• Warmest Holiday wishes.
• Heartfelt holiday greetings to you and yours.
• May your days be Merry and your heart be light.
• Laughing all the way.
• Sending warm Holiday hugs.
• Let's eat, drink and be Merry
• Deck the halls and spread the joy 
• Jingle all the way
• I hope Santa is good to you this year.

Long Distance Christmas Messages

• Thinking of you and hoping your Holidays are amazing.
• Wishing you a magical Christmas from across the miles.
• You're in my heart this Christmas and always.
• We may be apart for Christmas, but we are together in our hearts.
• I'll miss celebrating with you this Christmas.
• Christmas won't be the same without you here.

Remember, the key to a great Christmas card message is to let your personality shine through. Whether you’re a jokester, a sentimental soul, or a mix of both, your words should reflect who you are. So grab your favorite pen (or a crayon if you’re feeling artsy), and let the holiday spirit guide your hand! If you need some cards to write these awesome messages in, head on over to our Christmas collection for some fun shopping.

Now go forth, my merry card writers, and spread some joy! Just remember, if all else fails, a simple “Happy Holidays!” will do, as no one wants you to have a Holiday breakdown!