5 Hilarious Ways to Survive Valentine's Day

Dec 31, 2023Jackie Suess

Valentine's Day, the day of love, romance, and all things mushy. But what if you're single, heartbroken, or just not into the whole lovey-dovey thing? Fear not, because we've got you covered with these 5 hilarious ways to survive Valentine's Day. So put on your funniest socks, grab a tub of ice cream, and let's dive in!

1. Treat Yourself to a "Me" Day

Who needs a significant other when you can be your own Valentine? Pamper yourself with a spa day, binge-watch your favorite TV show, or indulge in a guilty pleasure. After all, self-love is the best love (and it doesn't come with heart-shaped chocolates). 

2. Have a "Pal"-entine's Day

Round up your single friends and celebrate your fabulous friendships. Go out for a hilarious karaoke night, have a movie marathon, or organize a game night filled with laughter and friendly competition. Who needs romance when you have amazing pals?  You can even give them this fabulous Galentine's day card!

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3. Embrace the Anti-Valentine's Day Spirit

Join the dark side and embrace your inner cynic. Throw an anti-Valentine's Day party complete with black decorations, heart-shaped piñatas to smash, and a playlist of breakup anthems. It's a cathartic way to let out all your frustrations and have a good laugh. We at Quirky Card Company have some great options for the less than enthusiastic valentine's day card giver!

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   for when you kind of love someone, give them this card 

4. Send Silly Valentine's Day Cards

Forget the sappy love notes. Instead, send out funny, pun-filled Valentine's Day cards to your friends and family and even, dare i say, your significant other. Make them laugh out loud with clever wordplay and ridiculous illustrations. Who can resist a good chuckle on Valentine's Day?

 i want to ki - - you funny valentines day card

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5. Treat Valentine's Day as Just Another Day

At the end of the day, Valentine's Day is just another day on the calendar. Treat it like any other day and focus on doing things that make you happy. Whether it's going for a hike, reading a good book, trying out a new recipe, or shopping for funny greeting cards, remember that your happiness doesn't depend on a date on the calendar.

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                                      Find this funny card here

So there you have it, 5 hilarious ways to survive Valentine's Day. Embrace the humor, have a good laugh, and remember that love (and laughter) is all around, and we got you covered. Happy Valentine's Day (and dare i say "i love you"?), you funny, fabulous human!

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