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      <image:caption>Thanksgiving-themed card with a vintage illustration of a woman holding a roasted turkey, on a wooden surface. that reads: &quot;thanksgiving tip:
if your pants get too tight, don’t wear any&quot;</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>nom nom nom happy thanksgiving / thanksgiving card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thanksgiving card with a pie illustration eating whipped cream and &apos;nom nom nom happy thanksgiving text</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/is-this-the-birthday-where-you-start-carrying-a-tissue-in-your-sleeve-birthday-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/is_this_the_birthday_tissue_in_sleeve_LP.jpg?v=1757436048</image:loc>
      <image:title>is this the birthday when you start carrying a tissue in your sleeve  / birthday card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny birthday card that reads: is this the birthday when you start carrying a tissue in your sleeve</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/what-an-honor-it-is-to-be-a-tiny-somebody-s-everything-baby-shower-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/what_an_honor_it_is_to_be_tiny_somebody_s_lp.jpg?v=1757518601</image:loc>
      <image:title>what an honor it is to be a tiny somebody’s everything / baby shower card</image:title>
      <image:caption>new baby / congratulations card that reads: what an honor it is to be a tiny somebody’s everything</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/yee-haw-merry-christmas-yall-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/yee_haw_merry_christmas_ya_ll_lp.jpg?v=1757609564</image:loc>
      <image:title>yee haw merry christmas y&apos;all / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>retro cowboy christmas card that says: yee haw merry christmas ya&apos;ll</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/last-christmas-i-gave-you-a-card-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/last_christmas_i_gave_you_a_card_lp.jpg?v=1757610806</image:loc>
      <image:title>last christmas i gave you a card / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny christmas card with vintage woman graphic wearing a santa hat that reads: last Christmas&amp;nbsp;i gave you a card, the very next day you threw it away. this year...</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/rebel-without-a-claus-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/rebel_without_a_clause_lp.jpg?v=1757975050</image:loc>
      <image:title>rebel without a claus / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny christmas Card with reindeer wearing a Santa hat and headphones, text &apos;rebel without a claus&apos;, </image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/merry-christmas-farmhouse-stocking-garland-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/merry_christmas_stocking_garland_lp.jpg?v=1758038826</image:loc>
      <image:title>merry christmas farmhouse stocking garland / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>pretty farmhouse rustic christmas card that says &quot;merry christmas&quot; with watercolor stocking garland</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/ho-ho-holy-shit-what-a-year-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/ho_ho_holy_shit_what_a_year_lp.jpg?v=1758039767</image:loc>
      <image:title>ho ho holy shit what a year / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny christmas card with santa claus holding a sign that says &quot;ho ho holy shit what a year&quot;</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/mare-y-christmas-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/mare-y_christmas.jpg?v=1758139759</image:loc>
      <image:title>mare-y christmas / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>cute horse christmas card that says &quot;mare-y christmas&quot;</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/you-are-the-best-boss-bosss-day-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/you_are_the_best_boss_lp.jpg?v=1758223237</image:loc>
      <image:title>you are the best boss / boss&apos;s day card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny boss&apos;s day card: you are the best boss of every boss that has ever bossed</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/making-spirits-bright-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/making_spirits_bright_lp.jpg?v=1758652416</image:loc>
      <image:title>making spirits bright / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>making spirits bright christmas card</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/light-and-love-diwali-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/light_and_love_happy_diwali_lp.jpg?v=1759250232</image:loc>
      <image:title>light and love / diwali card / greeting card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Greeting card with Diwali design featuring lit candles that says light and love happy diwali</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/sleighing-it-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/sleighing_it_lp.jpg?v=1759253485</image:loc>
      <image:title>sleighing it / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Christmas card with vintage graphic of Santa Claus driving a red car and the text &apos;sleighing it&apos; </image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/stop-buying-plastic-skeletons-halloween-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/stop_buying_plastic_skeletons_halloween_lp.jpg?v=1759261712</image:loc>
      <image:title>stop buying plastic skeletons  / halloween card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny halloween card that says: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween. it’s terrible for the environment. locally sourced, all natural skeletons are   much more environmentally friendly</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/seas-greetings-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/seas_and_greetings_GC.jpg?v=1759430288</image:loc>
      <image:title>seas &amp; greetings / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Christmas card with three birds wearing Santa hats and &apos;Seas &amp; greetings&apos; text </image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/awww-nuts-i-forgot-your-birthday-belated-birthday-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/aww_nuts_i_forgot_birthday_lp.jpg?v=1759431074</image:loc>
      <image:title>awww nuts i forgot your birthday / belated birthday card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny squirrel belated birthday card that reads: awww nuts. i forgot your birthday. hope it was a good one</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/happy-birthday-brother-sibling-birthday-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/happy_birthday_brother_lp.jpg?v=1759431952</image:loc>
      <image:title>happy birthday brother / sibling birthday card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny birthday card for brother that says: &quot;happy birthday brother. remember when mom used to make us wear really embarrassing clothes? well, it&apos;s ok to stop now&quot;</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/joy-to-the-world-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/joy_to_the_world_lp.jpg?v=1760991816</image:loc>
      <image:title>joy to the world / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>minimalist watercolor christmas card that says joy to the world</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/happy-holidays-and-a-peaceful-new-year-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/happy_holidays_and_a_peaceful_new_year_lp.jpg?v=1760992429</image:loc>
      <image:title>happy holidays and a peaceful new year / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>pretty minimalist christmas card that says &quot;happy holidays and a peaceful new year&quot;</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/she-found-her-credit-card-to-have-too-much-christmas-spirit-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/she_found_her_credit_card_lp.jpg?v=1760999507</image:loc>
      <image:title>she found her credit card to have too much christmas spirit / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Card with vintage-style illustration of a woman and humorous text that says: she found her credit card to have entirely   too much christmas spirit</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/festive-as-fuck-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/festive_as_fuck_lp.jpg?v=1761000283</image:loc>
      <image:title>festive as fuck / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny christmas Card with a graphic of a woman wearing colorful bows on her head and text &apos;festive as fuck&apos; </image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/over-here-making-things-all-magical-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/dont_mind_me_making_things_all_magical_lp.jpg?v=1761066878</image:loc>
      <image:title>over here making things all magical / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny christmas card with retro housewife graphic that says: don’t mind me, ill just be over here making things all magical and shit</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/she-was-one-plum-pudding-away-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/she_was_one_plum_pudding_away_lp.jpg?v=1761067525</image:loc>
      <image:title>she was one plum pudding away / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny christmas card with retro lady graphic that says: she was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/ill-be-home-for-christmas-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/i_ll_be_home_for_christmas_lp.jpg?v=1761074306</image:loc>
      <image:title>i&apos;ll be home for christmas / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Christmas card with a vintage-style illustration of a woman wearing a Santa hat and holding a mug, with text &apos;i&apos;ll be home for Christmas and in therapy by new years</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/being-good-for-goodness-sake-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/being_good_for_goodness_sake_lp.jpg?v=1761239374</image:loc>
      <image:title>being good for goodness sake / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Card with vintage-style illustration of a woman eating candy canes, text &apos;being good for goodness sake was not enough motivation&apos;, </image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/so-are-we-eating-our-feelings-or-drinking-them-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/so_are_we_eating_our_feelings_lp.jpg?v=1761239858</image:loc>
      <image:title>so are we eating our feelings or drinking them / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Christmas Greeting card with vintage-style illustration of a woman eating and the text &apos;so are we eating our feelings or drinking them this holiday season?&apos; </image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/every-christmas-they-like-to-push-themselves-to-the-brink-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/every_christmas_they_liked_to_push_themselves_lp.jpg?v=1761669483</image:loc>
      <image:title>every christmas they liked to push themselves to the brink / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vintage-style christmas card with a retro couple that says: every christmas they liked to push themselves to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/yet-again-he-was-filled-with-the-holiday-spirit-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/yet_again_he_was_filled_with_holiday_spirit_lp.jpg?v=1761670156</image:loc>
      <image:title>yet again he was filled with the holiday spirit / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Card with a Christmas-themed illustration of a retro man holding a glass of whiskey that says: yet again he was filled with the holiday spirit.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/congrats-on-turning-a-hole-year-older-birthday-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/congrats_on_turning_a-year_holder_lp.jpg?v=1761679443</image:loc>
      <image:title>congrats on turning a-hole year older / birthday card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny birthday card with a cat&apos;s butt that says: congrats on turning a-hole year older</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/merry-christmas-to-all-and-to-all-a-goodnight-christmas-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/merry_christmas_to_all_LP.jpg?v=1762803901</image:loc>
      <image:title>merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight / christmas card</image:title>
      <image:caption>vintage style Christmas card with a boot design and &apos;merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight text</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/imagine-theres-no-present-birthday-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/imagine_there_s_no_present_lp.jpg?v=1763147393</image:loc>
      <image:title>imagine there&apos;s no present / birthday card</image:title>
      <image:caption>funny birthday card with john lennon that says: imagine there&apos;s no present</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/i-wouldnt-want-to-put-up-with-anyone-elses-shit-anniversary-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/i_wouldn_t_want_to_put_up_with_anyone_else_s_shit_LP.jpg?v=1763148132</image:loc>
      <image:title>i wouldn&apos;t want to put up with anyone else&apos;s shit / anniversary card</image:title>
      <image:caption>i wouldn&apos;t want to put up with anyone else&apos;s shit funny happy anniversary greeting card</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/ive-decided-to-stop-wearing-glasses-greeting-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/i_ve_decided_to_stop_wearing_glasses_lp.jpg?v=1763409983</image:loc>
      <image:title>i&apos;ve decided to stop wearing glasses / greeting card / encouragement card / birthday card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Card with a vintage-style illustration of a woman wearing glasses that says: i&apos;ve decided to stop wearing glasses. i&apos;ve seen enough</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://quirkycardcompany.com/products/happy-you-and-me-day-anniversary-card</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-05-20T15:12:15-06:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0796/5523/9999/files/happy_you_and_me_day_lp.jpg?v=1763412614</image:loc>
      <image:title>happy you and me day / anniversary card / valentine&apos;s day card</image:title>
      <image:caption>Greeting card with &apos;happy you and me day&apos; text and heart illustration and two hands with pinkies entwined</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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doing way too much and hanging on by a fucking thread&quot;</image:caption>
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Happy Father&apos;s Day!&quot;</image:caption>
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