{"product_id":"making-things-all-magical-and-shit-black-version-christmas-card","title":"making things all magical and shit (black version) \/ christmas card","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake someone laugh this holiday season with a little Christmas magic and a whole lot of attitude. This funny Christmas card features a fabulous retro Black woman with the delightfully sassy message:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"don't mind me, i'll just be over here making things all magical and shit\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the friend, sister, coworker, or holiday-loving badass who makes everything happen while keeping her sense of humor intact. 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