{"product_id":"i-love-giving-homemade-gifts-christmas-card","title":"i love giving homemade gifts \/ christmas card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"737\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eGive your favorite mom, parent, or sibling a Christmas card with a little \u003cstrong data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"553\"\u003edark humor and vintage charm\u003c\/strong\u003e. This funny retro Christmas card features a classic mid-century mother decorating the Christmas tree with her children — while offering them up as the ultimate homemade holiday gifts.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"935\"\u003ePerfect for the mom who has survived another year of parenting, the parent with a wicked sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates a Christmas card that's a little more sarcastic than sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"956\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"joc2hl\" data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eFunny Christmas cards for mom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"y496i0\" data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eSarcastic Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hljhxy\" data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eDark humor Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"az3x75\" data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eFunny cards for parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2dz6ga\" data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eFunny mom Christmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wjin7b\" data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003eVintage Christmas lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ml8w6r\" data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eRetro Christmas enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"25hqxk\" data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eSisters and siblings with a twisted sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3cq2xx\" data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eAnyone who likes irreverent Christmas humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003eThis is definitely \u003cstrong data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003enot your typical sweet and sentimental Christmas card\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's perfect for someone who appreciates a little holiday mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eOUTSIDE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"i love giving homemade gifts. which one of my children do you want\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINSIDE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eblank for you to write your own personal sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e◆◆◆◆◆◆◆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINCLUDES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5\") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 1rem; color: #1f2124; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: block; 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