{"product_id":"have-yourself-a-merry-little-meltdown-christmas-card","title":"have yourself a merry little meltdown \/ christmas card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes Christmas cheer comes with a side of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecomplete holiday chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny Christmas card features a frazzled retro-inspired woman tangled in Christmas lights, surrounded by presents, cookies, decorations, and all the glorious mess of the holiday season. 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